While River's actual living quarters are unknown, her office is certainly well-known! A large stone gargoyle protects the office's entrance. If River is not available for company, doesn't want any from you, or just wants to be left alone, the gargoyle will not let you in. When it moves aside and the wall opens up, it reveals a escalator-like spiral stone staircase. The staircase stops in front of an oak door with a brass griffin knocker.